Dear Madame,
I have just been thrown into this dating world after ending a 10-year relationship, and woah.
I mean, woah.
That is not “woah” in the Joey-way-woah from that show Friends.
It’s “woah” as like, excuse my language, Fuck.
This sucks.
I don’t know what women want. I don’t know who is supposed to make the first move. I don’t know what I’m supposed to…